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humoristics:

A guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

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THE ADVENTURES OF JMO AND LANA SNAPCHATTING

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imageSOMETIMES MY FRIENDS AND I DO WEIRD THINGS LIKE ROLEPLAY STRANGE THINGS OVER SNAPCHAT

(mellliegrants)

(grilledwool)

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crieffgriefs:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT




the added directions are great.'insert peanuts''gradually become irritated''cresc., or not''untie slip knot''bow real fast, slippage may occur'

"like a dirigible"
"release the penguins"
"remove cattle from stage"
"rests are imaginary"

crieffgriefs:

eneko-wweh:

mr-egbutt:

tyleroakley:

witchhctiw:

the-solitary-witch:

warriorsatthedisco:

Its called the Death Waltz, and was written as a joke but people have attempted it on piano.

Saxes move downstage.

I’ll just leave this here.

SWEET JESUS CLICK THAT

the added directions are great.
'insert peanuts'
'gradually become irritated'
'cresc., or not'
'untie slip knot'
'bow real fast, slippage may occur'

"like a dirigible"

"release the penguins"

"remove cattle from stage"

"rests are imaginary"

(Source: someone-inconspicuous, via greatpeckspectations)

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kylebroflovsky:

russian literature: a summary

ivan ivanovich ivanov is an upper middle class student who is madly in love with maria petrovna petrova! BUT maria petrovna petrova loves dmitri dmitrivich dmitrov who is a nihilist upper middle class student!

ivan ivanovich ivanov goes through a long soul searching journey before realizing all life is petty and meaningless and eventually dying alone and unloved of tuberculosis while dmitri dmitrivich dmitrov marries maria petrovna petrova 

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buzzfeed:

The 31 Realest Tumblr Posts About Being A Women

*stands up*

*salutes*

*applauds forever*

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flytofight:

USAF B-52 Stratofortress flying form with a B-2 Spirit

flytofight:

USAF B-52 Stratofortress flying form with a B-2 Spirit

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cvntadventures:

REMEMBER WHEN WE DECIDED TO HANG OUT TONIGHT AND MAKE SQ RUNESCAPE CHARACTERS AND KILL PIRATES AND EAT TURNIPS?

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cvntadventures:

REMEMBER WHEN HALF THE CLASS GOT TOLD TO SEE OUR RUSSIAN TEACHER IN HER OFFICE AT SOME POINT BECAUSE SHE NEEDED TO DISCUSS THEIR ESSAYS WITH THEM AND WE DIDN’T BECAUSE WE ARE AMAZING RUSSIAN STUDENTS IN COMPARISON APPARENTLY??