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Sarah as Cosima is my favorite because…

catherinel23:

She is having the hardest time trying to see

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And it’s freaking

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Adorable.

(via alisonhendrix362436)

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shitmyrussianprofessorsays:

"Ukrainian isk just a dialect of Russian. It eez not separate language. It belong to Mother Russia."

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shitmyrussianprofessorsays:

"In Russia they say that those with black eyesk are evil. I have black eyes. Some think I’m evil."

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shitmyrussianprofessorsays:

"It wask a ROOSTER, not a HEN… Get it? It wask not a hen. Now do you see vhy this story is fahnny????"

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shitmyrussianprofessorsays:

"I refuse to use the preposition ‘в’ when discussing Ukraine, you must use ‘на’, Ukraine isk a territory of Mother Russia, I don’t care what the West saysk, I refuse to be ‘politically correct’,.. it isk just so silly." 

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shitmyrussianprofessorsays:

"Oh, you don’t knowsk the word "to pay for"? How fahnny, I thought I could always count on my kapitalist American students to know all zeh wordsk that are about money."

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(Source: jackdonaghy, via orphanblack)

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appetisers:

HOW DO PEOPLE FALL ASLEEP SO FAST I DON’T UNDERSTAND I HAVE TO CREATE AND ACT OUT A WHOLE FUCKING MOVIE LENGTH STORY IN MY HEAD AND THEN CONTEMPLATE THE MEANING OF LIFE BEFORE I EVEN FEEL TIRED AND THIS BITCH STARTS SNORING IN TWO MINUTES

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glassesanddreads:

rachel duncan:

to the windowwwww

to the other window

and the other window

and then the other window

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