- me on easter: yo jesus imma let you finish, but helena had one of the best resurrections of all time
"Ukrainian isk just a dialect of Russian. It eez not separate language. It belong to Mother Russia."
"In Russia they say that those with black eyesk are evil. I have black eyes. Some think I’m evil."
"It wask a ROOSTER, not a HEN… Get it? It wask not a hen. Now do you see vhy this story is fahnny????"
"I refuse to use the preposition ‘в’ when discussing Ukraine, you must use ‘на’, Ukraine isk a territory of Mother Russia, I don’t care what the West saysk, I refuse to be ‘politically correct’,.. it isk just so silly."
"Oh, you don’t knowsk the word "to pay for"? How fahnny, I thought I could always count on my kapitalist American students to know all zeh wordsk that are about money."